這個在網路已經流傳很久了,現在這個版本還有附英文歌詞,我隨便翻譯了一下(不過我有用台灣媽媽的角度改了一點點),給各位媽媽心有慽慽。等Ivan長大,應該也會覺得我每天念得就這些。而且不管中外,媽媽念的東西都差不多。



"The Mom Song" 媽媽經

Get up now 起床
Get up now 起床
Get up out of bed 快起床
Wash your face 去洗臉
Brush your teeth 去刷牙
Comb your sleepyhead 記得梳頭
Here's your clothes and your shoes 去穿衣、去穿鞋
Hear the words I said 有沒有聽到啊
Get up now! Get up and make your bed 快起床,記得摺綿被
Are you hot? Are you cold? 會不會熱?會不會冷?
Are you wearing that? 你要穿那個出門嗎?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? 你的書?你的便當?你的功課呢?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat 記得穿外套、戴手套、圍巾和帽子
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat 不要忘了要餵貓
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
吃早餐,專家說早餐是最重要的一餐
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall 吃維他命才會長高
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today記得3點要看牙醫
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play 記得下午要上鋼琴課,別忘了練習
Don't shovel 別噎到
Chew slowly 吃慢點
But hurry但是動作快
The bus is here 校車來了
Be careful出門小心
Come back here 過來
Did you wash behind your ears? 有沒有洗耳後啊
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? 去外面玩,別玩瘋了,別玩太凶
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share 要有禮貌,多交朋友,記得分享
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare 要認真,要有耐心,危險事不要做
Get along! Don't make me come down there 要乖,不要讓我出面
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away 去整理房間,摺衣服,東西收好
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? 去舖床,現在,沒那個美國時間了
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? 房間這麼亂像狗窩一樣
Can you even hear a word I say? 你到底有沒有在聽
Answer the phone! Get off the phone! 去接電話,不要再講了
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table 別坐這麼近,關掉,吃飯不要玩手機
No more computer time tonight! 今晚不準打電動
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up 不聽話就沒收你的ipod
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
你要和誰去哪鬼混,幾點回來?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
說請、謝謝、對不起才能到處這歡迎
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
等你大了你就知道媽媽的苦心
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own 等你有小孩就知道
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly 你會謝謝我給你的忠告
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me 翻白眼什麼意思
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate 嘴巴有東西不要講話
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate 不喜歡的東西也要吃一點
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight 用筷子,不要用手,不准吐出來
Eat the food I put upon your plate 吃光你盤子裏的東西
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me 用功一點,去開門,不要耍花招
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three 注意點,過來,我數到三
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD 去賺錢,去上班,念到博士最好
Get a dose of,去去去
"I don't care who started it! 我不管是誰先開始的
You're grounded until you're 36" 你給我禁足到36歲
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
長話短說,看在老天的份上,說實話
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? 你朋友去跳崖你也要去跳嗎?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
我已經說過了,我還是會再說一千次
That you're too old to act this way你已經夠大了
It must be your father's DNA 一定是遺傳你爸爸
Look at me when I am talking 跟你講話時眼睛看著我
Stand up straighter when you walk 站要有站相
A place for everything and everything must be in place 家是大家的,工作人人有責
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about 不要再哭了,要不然我讓你哭不出來
Oh! 喔
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on 去刷牙,去洗臉,穿睡衣
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom上床去,過來抱一下
Don't forget, I love you 別忘了我愛你
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
明天這一切我們都再重頭一次
You don't need the reason why 需要理由嗎
Because, because, because, because 因為、因為、因為、因為
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so我說了算
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! 我是你媽,你媽,你媽,你媽
Ta da!!!答拉


PS: 以上歌詞嚴重參考天外飛來巴斯光年的翻譯。http://toysrus.pixnet.net/blog/post/11093079
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  • Kim
  • God.....太精典了....太太太太太.....Ivan媽,那天你也可以這樣唱歌時,別忘了表現給大家聽....歌手連身材都是媽媽樣haaaaaa
  • 我試過,不可能(用中文可以),等我練好,就可以上電視表演了吧。

    ivanyeh0323 於 2008/12/23 11:08 回覆

  • 阿媽
  • 媽媽經?!誰不會念?哪個媽沒念過?不信?試試這方法:把妳每天或每次念妳兒樂子(或女兒)的句子錄起來,累積夠量了,加以剪接編排,設計音效'節奏快慢,設入妳的創意,哈!唱(念)起來一定不輸那位表演者,殆練成熟,上台表演(沒有舞台?自己設計!),一定瘋動武林'驚動萬叫!(以上純屬亂亂講,如被罵笑仔,永不負責)哈哈哈!
  • 其實阿媽一定也有一本媽媽經,呵。

    ivanyeh0323 於 2008/12/25 09:00 回覆

  • 想要歌詞
  • 不好意思,我很想要這首歌的歌詞,因為您的網誌沒有開放右鍵,不知道您是否可以告知去哪裡抓的呢?謝謝~
  • 我是從天外飛來巴斯光年那裏參考來的,有稍微改一點點,http://toysrus.pixnet.net/blog/post/11093079
    ps: 你知道原作者後來出了爸爸經嗎,請自己上網找囉,我看過就忘了在哪裏了。

    ivanyeh0323 於 2009/11/02 01:52 回覆